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Mr. Bungle
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Mr. Nice Guy
Lyricist:Darrell Edwards, George Jones, Herbie Treece
There's nothin' that I wouldn't do for you 'Cuz I'm pottie, trained like a great dane Have a nice day
Incubus in disguise, Lord of the flies A pile of shit dressed up to appetize The main course, degradation a la mode You accept the invitation I know how to treat a lady
I'm a fountain of love like Christ So shower in the golden jewelry of my balls Eagerly you suck it down like a pig in a toilet In a vacuum, in a tornado, in a black hole
Turbulent, whirlpool
Like yin and yen, the doggie is my best friend I think I need a foxy terrier With a capital T that rhymes with D That stands for derrière To bark for me and keep me company
You look so nice With your nose in the dirt You're my puppy Bend over and lick yourself
And when you sleep, I'm sitting on your chest Say it's a dog's life so you do what you gotta do, do Find more lyrics at ※ Mojim.com Doggie bitch, let me drill my own hole I don't need a seed to grow my dick weed I'm the one you want, the one you get Shit sucking, butt fucking nerd
I'm a sadist, I'm a geek, I'm a coprophagist I shit, you eat my poop, you shit, I eat your poop I shit, an infinite push pull Hedonism trading fours You scratch my back I'll scratch yours
Incubus, succubus
Like Dick and Jane, the K9 method is fucking insane It's love, it's dog eat dog, eat dog With a capital D that rhymes with tree That stands for pee pee Your knight in shining armor Ain't no nice guy at all
I am the devil who's under the skin I hide in the smile and aim for the quim God is my tactic and nature's my game Forget all your opinions, baby Because I will always win, lesbian
The ritual, I urinate chivalry Instinctual 'cuz I'm such a gentleman You look so nice with your nose in the dirt
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