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Robert Earl Keen
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10,000 Chinese Walk Into A Bar
10000 chinese walk into a bar Order upa beer The barman says, its funny you know We don't get many Chinese in here I don't know if i got it right maybe no one knows It's just a joke i heard one night And that's the way it goes I'll have one
Grab a chair and stay all night Make yourself at home I may be wrong but that's alright I am not alone
A little man in this little town He wears a lot of hats He always out tom cattin around He's… got a thing for cats I ain't seen him with a cat So ain't really sure But listen close cause when he talks Sometimes you hear him purr There ain't a cure
Grab a chair and stay all night Make yourself at home I may be wrong but that's alright I am not alone Find more lyrics at ※ Mojim.com
Another man he loved duct tape He made a duct tape suit And he had duct tape from the top of his hat To the heel of his cowboy boot And when he died they buried him Down in that cold cold ground And they stuff him in that pine box boy And then they taped him down I was out of town
Grab a chair and stay all night Make yourself at home I may be wrong but that's alright I am not alone
And then there was this Irishman Who, uh, stayed drunk all time I'm sorry friend i screwed that up I told you the punch line Anyway I got to split They're just about to close But I'll be back tomorrow night Cause that the way it goes Yeah that's the way it goes
- Special thanks to MartolFart for correcting the lyric.
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