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SpongeBob SquarePants( Sponge Bob Square Pants )
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Driven to Tears
Narrator:A very special day in Bikini Bottom!! SpongeBob:I'm ready! I'm ready! I'm ready! Patrick, did you bring my flashcards? Patrick:Right here, buddy. Everything you need to pass the test is on these cards. Mmm. SpongeBob:No, Patrick! Patrick:Hey, learning tastes good. SpongeBob: Patrick, I needed those. Patrick: Oh, fiddlesticks. You've taken that driving test more times than anyone. SpongeBob: 57 times. Patrick: Well, then 58 is your lucky number. You're gonna pass that driving test, SpongeBob, because you're a winner. SpongeBob: I'm a winner? Patrick: Who's a winner? SpongeBob: I'm a winner. Patrick: Who's a winner? SpongeBob: I'm a winner. Patrick: Who's a winner?! SpongeBob: I'm a winner! I'm a winner! I'm a winner! Narrator: One minute thirty seven seconds later... Patrick: How'd you do, winner? Let's see that license. SpongeBob: I didn't get a license, Patrick. Patrick: Are they gonna mail it to you? SpongeBob: No, Patrick, I failed the boating test. I guess 58 wasn't my lucky number after all. Patrick: No way! 58 is, like, the luckiest number ever! The test must be rigged. SpongeBob: Let's just go home, Patrick. Patrick: We're not going anywhere until I get to the bottom of this. I'm taking that test, myself. SpongeBob: No, Patrick! I've been training for years. They'll eat you alive. Patrick: Please, SpongeBob. I think I know what I'm doing. SpongeBob: No, Patrick. No! Mrs. Puff: Good morning. Patrick: You're not the judge of me. Mrs. Puff: Actually, I am. Let the testing begin! SpongeBob: I shouldn't have let him do it. What kind of friend am I? Patrick: SpongeBob! SpongeBob! SpongeBob: I'm here for you, buddy. Patrick: I passed my test! SpongeBob: You got a perfect score? Patrick: Yeah, I thought you said it was hard. SpongeBob: Perfect score. Patrick: Come on, I'm gonna get my picture taken for my new license. Miss Shell: Stand behind the line, sir. Patrick: How do I look? SpongeBob: Like a winner. Miss Shell: Ready? Patrick: Ready. SpongeBob: Huh? Fish: Congratulations, Mr. Star. You're the one millionth person to pass the test. Patrick: Does that mean I get a free key chain? Fish: Uhh, no. Patrick: Oh. Fish: You get a brand-new boat mobile. The new Bass Blaster 3000. The ultimate boating machine. Patrick: Yeah! All right! Fish: Women will want you. Men will want to be you. You'll be the envy of your friends. Patrick: Isn't this great? I got my license and a new boat. SpongeBob: I'm so happy for you... ['La Cucaracha' horn blows in his face]Whoa! Patrick: The horn works. Whoo! This is the greatest day ever. Right, SpongeBob? SpongeBob: Right, Patrick. I can't think of one thing that would make this day better. Except maybe getting my license. Patrick: Maybe if you apply yourself you could be the two millionth person to get his license. SpongeBob: Two millionth? Patrick: Then you can get a free boat just like me. SpongeBob: Yeah, just like you. Patrick: I try to serve as an inspiration to others. SpongeBob: Can we go home now? We've been driving around your house for hours. Patrick: I know. It's a lot faster than walking, isn't it? SpongeBob: Thanks for the ride, Patrick. Patrick: No problem, buddy. You can't help being a... pedestrian. SpongeBob: Patrick, what are you doing? Patrick: I'm trying to work on my boat mobile. Now could you keep it down? It's 3: 00 in the morning, people are trying to sleep. SpongeBob: 4: 00? Who could be at the door at this hou-- Now what is it, Patrick? Patrick: You will never guess what happen to me today. SpongeBob: You got your license. Find more lyrics at ※ Mojim.com Patrick: Yeah! But that's not all. SpongeBob: You got a new boat. Patrick: Yeah. Have you been following me? You know, you need to get your own life. SpongeBob: Oh... I just need a few minutes sleep. Gary: Meow. SpongeBob: Yes, Gary, I saw his new boat. I'm so tired. Patrick: Hey, buddy. Need a ride to work? SpongeBob: Thanks, Patrick, but I'd rather walk to work. Patrick: Boy, I never realized how empty life is without a license. SpongeBob: Thanks for the ride. Patrick: No problem, buddy. You can give me rides once you get your license. I mean, if you get your license. SpongeBob: That's it. I am through driving around with Patrick. If I have to see one more boat mobile... Mr. Krabs: SpongeBob, you're manning the drive-thru. SpongeBob: When did we get a drive-thru? Mr. Krabs: I realized there's a lot of young people on the go these days. They don't have time to sit down and eat. They're too busy out on the open road living their dreams. SpongeBob: I used to have a dream. Mr. Krabs: Yeah? I used to have a kidney stone. Everything passes eventually. Now stop dreaming and work for a living. SpongeBob: Welcome to the Krusty Krab, may I -- ['La Cucaracha' horn honks] Patrick: The horn still works. Hey, SpongeBob. SpongeBob: What's with the helmet, Patrick? Patrick: Well, since I'm now an expert driver, I have to keep up my image. SpongeBob: Uh-huh. Patrick: Boy, driving is so easy. SpongeBob: Oh? Patrick: Do you want me to give you lessons? SpongeBob: Oh, that would be great. Patrick: Oh! SpongeBob: Patrick! Patrick: Hi, mommy. Hi, daddy. Mr. SquarePants: Patrick, how many times do we have to tell you we're SpongeBob's mom and dad, not yours? Patrick: What? I'm an orphan? Oh, but guess what? I passed my driver's test. Mrs. SquarePants: That's great, Patrick. Patrick: SpongeBob failed his test, so don't mention it. Mrs. SquarePants: Oh, we know how to stay clear of that minefield. SpongeBob: Mom! Patrick: Well, I've got to take Mr. Walks-a-lot back home. He's always asking for rides. SpongeBob: Hey. Mr. SquarePants: Even Patrick has a license. Patrick: Let's see what this baby can do. SpongeBob: Patrick, the speed limit is 40mph. Patrick: Yeah, yeah. SpongeBob: 40.5mph? That's almost 41mph. He's speeding. Patrick! Stop this car. Patrick: What? Where? Who? SpongeBob: Officer, it is my civilian duty to report that the the driver of this vehicle is speeding. Why don't you clock him with your radar gun? Officer: Umm... ok. Actually, he's going 40mph under the limit. So, move along before I run you in, tattletale. SpongeBob: Are you sure you don't want to run him in? It's a red light, Patrick! Patrick, you just ran 3 red lights! Patrick: So? SpongeBob: You're suppose to stop! Patrick: I think the driving genius knows what he's doing! SpongeBob: Driving genius?! Why would a genius make an illegal u-turn... through an orphanage?! Patrick: They ran for it in time. What are you so mad about? SpongeBob: I should've gotten that license, and this should be my boat mobile! Patrick: How can you say that?! If you were my friend, you'd be happy for me getting my license! SpongeBob: If you were my friend, you wouldn't rub your license in my face! Patrick: I'm not rubbing my license in your face! This is rubbing my license in your face! SpongeBob: Oh, give me that! I worked my whole life for this! You don't deserve this! Officer: Huh, litterbugs. This is why I joined the force. SpongeBob & Patrick: It's the police! Officer: Pull it over, litterbug! Patrick: Litterbug?! No! Officer: Ooh, I got me a runner. SpongeBob: Patrick, what do you think you're doing? Patrick: I don't know! I don't have a license anymore. Judge: 90 days. I hope you learned a valuable lesson about littering. Patrick: So long, buddy. Don't forget to feed Gary. Sometimes you forget to feed him. SpongeBob: What have I done? Patrick can't survive in prison. He's too soft. Wait! Patrick's innocent. I tore up Patrick's license and threw it out the window. I'm the litterbug. Take me instead. Judge: Well, considering there's no legal precedent... oh, what the heck. 90 days! Narrator: One debt to society later... SpongeBob: Patrick! Patrick: SpongeBob! SpongeBob: I'm glad you passed the test. I'm glad you have a license. And to prove it, I made you this: Pals 4 Ever. Let's put it on your boat mobile, buddy. Patrick: Oh, I don't have a boat mobile anymore. SpongeBob: What? Patrick: It stopped working so I threw it away. The needle was on E and I figured that must mean end. SpongeBob: Oh, then what do we do with this? Patrick: How's that? SpongeBob: Yeah! Patrick: Ready, buddy? SpongeBob: Ready, pal. Whoo! Whoo!
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